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10 Ways to Make Money with Your Phone
A smartphone today is a tiny business headquarters that fits in your pocket. Many people earn anywhere from a few dollars a week to a full-time income using little more than a phone, internet access, and persistence.
Here are 10 realistic ideas:
Become a freelance writer
Write blog posts, product descriptions, or social media content.
Sell your photos
Upload high-quality smartphone photos to stock photo websites.
Subjects like food, business, travel, and nature are always in demand.
Create short videos
Post entertaining or educational videos on platforms like YouTube or TikTok.
Monetize through ads, sponsorships, or affiliate links.
Become a virtual assistant
Answer emails, schedule appointments, or manage calendars for busy professionals.
Many tasks can be handled entirely from your phone. You can become an employee of a single person, or a freelancer helping out multiple people in need of organization.
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Offer social media management
Many local businesses need help posting regularly.
Create graphics, respond to comments, and schedule posts.
Online tutoring
Teach English, math, music, or another subject through video calls.
Even conversational English practice can pay.
Sell digital products
Create planners, checklists, prompts, wallpapers, or journals using free design apps.
Sell them repeatedly without inventory.
Voice-over work
If you have a clear voice, record narrations, audiobooks, or advertisements.
A quiet room is often more important than expensive equipment.
Start a niche e-newsletter
Pick a topic you love such as AI, gardening, personal finance, books, or local events.
Grow an audience and monetize through subscriptions, sponsorships, or affiliate recommendations.
Become an AI prompt wrangler.
Well-designed prompts can work magic with Claude, ChatGTP, Microsoft Copilot, Google Gemini and others. People in business will pay good money for your help.
Bonus:
Micro-Freelancing (Copywriting & Editing)
Use the Fiverr or Upwork mobile apps to sell highly specific, bite-sized writing services. Things like writing catchy product descriptions for Shopify stores, drafting email subject lines, or proofreading blog posts can be done directly in Google Docs or your phone’s notes app.
Bonus #2:
Become a lay counselor or coach. As long as you let people know your limitations, you can be paid to guide people through experiences you know something about or survived.
10 Ways to Disappear for an Hour Without Leaving Home
The Door-Closed Rebrand
Pick a room, close the door, and declare it “administrative closure for atmospheric maintenance.” Even if it’s just you and a laundry basket.
Headphones as a Force Field
Put on immersive music or an audiobook and treat it like a privacy bubble. To the outside world: you’ve been airlifted to elsewhere.
Bath or Shower Exile
Long shower, bath, or even just “standing under water thinking about absolutely nothing in particular.” Time dissolves politely here.
The Reading Sinkhole
A physical book or long article that quietly eats the hour while you think you’re just “starting a chapter.”
Micro Nap with Diplomatic Intent
Set a timer and lie down “for a moment of restoration.” You may return as a slightly upgraded version of yourself.
Deep Clean Black Hole
Choose one tiny task (a drawer, a shelf). It will expand like a universe and consume the hour without asking permission.
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Screen Tunnel Mode
One show episode, one YouTube rabbit hole, one game level. The trick is not starting three portals at once unless you want temporal distortion.
Kitchen Experimentation Lab
Make something unnecessarily specific: tea at exactly the right temperature, a snack plate arranged like modern art, or a “taste test study.”
Journaling / Brain Dump Portal
Write everything in your head onto paper or a doc. It feels like emptying a noisy attic into silence.
The Stare-Into-Nothing Protocol
Sit somewhere comfortable and do absolutely nothing structured. No productivity, no input. Just let your thoughts wander off like they missed their train.
10 Weird Facts About Neil DeGrasse Tyson
See also: Neil deGrasse Tyson Jokes
Neil DeGrasse Tyson keeps a cosmic closet of themed vests, each one a wearable Easter egg for science fans.
He was a championship ballroom dancer. In graduate school, Tyson won a gold medal in a national dance competition in the category of International Latin Ballroom style.
As a teen, he trekked to meet Carl Sagan, who invited him to spend the night during a snowstorm.
He’s been known to fact-check movie physics in real time, like a human director’s commentary that nobody asked for but everyone hears.
He once said if aliens visited, their first impression of Earth would be our nighttime light pollution glow.
When the Hayden Planetarium under his direction grouped Pluto with Kuiper belt objects rather than planets (six years before the IAU officially reclassified it as a dwarf planet), the decision proved controversial and Tyson was deluged with angry letters. He later wrote an entire book about the experience called The Pluto Files.
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He collects ties with space motifs.
He attended Harvard but also rowed crew.
He hosted the reboot of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, stepping into a role once held by his hero, Carl Sagan
He once joked that the universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.
He helped redesign the Hayden Planetarium, making it feel like a spaceship disguised as a museum.
He keeps a meteorite on his desk.
He has strong opinions about whether sci-fi gets gravity right.
At the Bronx High School of Science, Tyson was captain of the wrestling team, and he continued wrestling at Harvard University, where he was also captain of the wrestling team.
He’s written multiple books translating cosmic chaos into human-sized ideas.
He almost became a male exotic dancer. A few of his fellow male dancers began showcasing their skills in Chippendale-like clubs for extra cash, and Tyson, who described himself as “flexible from having danced and pretty cut from having wrestled,” became intrigued. He visited a club to see them perform and said it was only then that he reconsidered and decided to focus on math tutoring instead.
He believes curiosity is a muscle you should exercise daily.
He’s obsessed with precision in language, especially when science is involved.
He’s discussed whether superheroes would survive their own powers. His opinion: often no.
He thinks the scariest thing isn’t aliens, but human misunderstanding of science.
He often reminds people that the atoms in your body were forged in stars.
Neil’s middle name, deGrasse, comes from the maiden name of his paternal grandmother, who was born as Altima de Grasse in the British West Indies island of Nevis.
Tyson’s popularity isn’t only because of his intelligence; he was voted sexiest astrophysicist alive by People Magazine in 2000.
Phonetic Criticism to Praise
To spell phonetically means to write words as they sound. Phonetic spelling has many advantages.
- Anyone who understands the basic of English can do it. One doesn’t have to spend years learning the ‘correct’ spellings of thousands of words.
- Anyone can read it, no matter how complex the words.
- There is latitude for both the reader and writer. For instance one person may use ‘o’ in a word, while another might use ‘u.’ Both will be easily read and understood.
- Phonetic spelling can also give a sense of the way the speaker sounds. For instance, I’m inclined to write ‘yor’ to mean ‘your’ (or ‘you’re’) while you might write ‘yur.’ That’s because I tend to emphasize the ‘o’ in your more than most people.
There are some downsides to phonetic spelling.
- Until you get used to it, you’ll find reading is slower. You are used to immediately understanding whole words as they have always been written, while phonetically, you need to sound them out until you get used to phonetic spelling. For instance, you know ‘bicycle’ immediately, but you might stumble over ‘biisikl’ until you get used to it.
- You’ll find many people are stuck in their ways and just don’t want be forced to learn something new.
There are many versions of phonetic spelling, Dictionary phonetics might look like this: ‘DICT-shun-arey.’ Ben Franklin famously proposed another version in which some letters were dropped but several new letters were added. This is not practical for modern use because the new letters are not readily available on most computers and mobile devices.
The version I like, as shown in the example below, uses doubled vowels to represent the long vowel sounds, such as eezee – meaning ‘easy.’
If you’d rather read the text below in its original form, here you go: The Criticizm To Praise Ratio.
It haz ben studeed and dokumented that we heer thirtee-tu itmz ov kritisism foor each itm ov praise! It starts wen wee r babeez, ”Ooooh, yor diiperz stink!” or ”Kan’t u keep out ov trubl for evn wun minit?” Shur, wee maa not hav noown wut thu wordz ment, but evn az babeez, wee felt thu eemoshunz beehiind thooz wurdz. Wee gru up with much moor negatie input than positiv. It is noo surpriiz that wee du thu saam thing tu our frendz, asoosiatz, and children.
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Wut if it wer reversd? Wut if u started ofering jenuiin praz to aneewun and evreewun, evree tiim u see sumthing praazworthee?
At first, peepl wud probablee think u flipd. But that wud alsoo enjoee thu kompliments. Eventuulee, thaa maa katch on, or maabee thaa’d just start foloowing yor egzampl, beekas peepl du tend tu emulaat wut surooundz them.
Thu big pictuur reezults r obvius. Eventulee wee’d hav a wurld in which evreewun heerz how wel thaa du thingz, how niis thaa luk, how thaar prezens iz so enjoeeabl, and soo on. And, theez peepl wud hav moor konfidens in themselvz.
Wud thaa? Ov koors. If frum a yung aag, uu wer told that u r gud, and that u kan akomplish wut u liik, u’d maak the efort. U’d noo that u kan maak a diferens, that u kan hav wut u want, that u deeserv a gud lif, that it iz worth yoor tiim tu praktis yoor skilz. In such a world, if it eksistd, u’d haav a much moor suksesful and hapier liif. So woud evreewun, and at noo kost, othr than thu energee to oopn yor mouth and saa kiind things tu evrywun, and hold yor tung wen whut u hav to saa iz not soo pozitiv.
Such iz not thu wurld wee liv in now. But u kan chaanj it yoorself. Not al bii yoorself, but u kan start it in yor spheer ov influens, and peepl wil katch on. U kan influens yor frendz, yor familee. Thaa wil influens thaar frendz and asosiatz. Perhapz suner than u think, evereewun wil start duing it. Wee see it hapen with slang. Remember when “baad” ment baad? That tranzishun hapend faarlee kwiklee. And soo kaan this, becuz this, to, iz simplee a mater ov spokn wordz.
U maa gaan from this sunr than u’d think. Beefoor thu hool wurld changz tu this nu thirtee-tu-tu-wun praaz tu kritisism racheeoo, it wil help u in yor liif. Az an eksampl, if u start praazing yoor maat much moor than u skoold, wut wil hapn? Wil yor maat bekum laks? Perhaps dinr wil bee laat, thu libraree buks wil bee oovrdu, thu kitee pan woon’t get changd wen it shud? Maaybee, a littl bit, at first. Kaan u stand it? Moor impoortant, kaan u keep kwiiet, and let it hapn, wiil u go on praktising yor 32-to-1 gaam?
I think soo, espesalee wen u noo that sun yor maat wil start kopeeing u, konshuuslee or not. Then, u’l start feeling gud, wen yor lovd wun telz u that yor haar luks niis, or that u r such a graat kuk, rathr than teling u that thu lawn needz moowing reely bad. Imajin a peesful hoom liif, waar u no yor maat liikz th waa u luk, thu waa u kuk, waar u feel no preshr tu moo thu lawn riit noow. Wii, u’d probablee want tu moow that lawn, just beecaz u’ll get praaz for it.
Let’s luk at thu bigr pictur. It iz a smalr world than u think. Within sevn levlz of akuaantans, almost evreewun noz evreewun els. This meenz that u maa hav a frend, whu haz a frend, whu haz a frend, and soo oon, whu nooz Dolee Parton, Arnold Schwarzenegr, Justin Beebr, Miiley Syrus, Oopra Winfree, and soo oon. Soo, you kan influens thees peepl, and al peepl. Praktis 32-to-1, and suun yor frendz wil bee doing it, and thar frendz wil bee doing it, and eeventulee politishanz wil bee doing it, and wee’ll hav noo moor warz.
For best resultz, maak shur yor praaz iz alwaas sinseer. Kontriivd iz embaarasing for givr and reseevr.
Sum peepl hav a hard tiim reseeving komplimentz, after al tha don’t get them veree often. Tharfor, at first, keep yor komplimentz smal and simpl, using oonly a few kaarfulee choozn wordz.
Peepl r moor komfortabl with komplimentz about things thaa r not noon for. Thu profeshonal muuzisan wud rathr heer that u reespect her pooliticl veewz, than that shee plaaz her instrument wel.
Anuthr waa tu komfortablee praaz peepl iz tu ofr komplimentz which tha doon’t hav tu wurk tu aknoowlej. If u praaz sumwun noeesilee in a gruup ov peepl, thu reesipeeent then feelz hee haz tu ofr sum sort of thanks, or deenii it, ekwalee looudlee. On thu othr hand, if u slip praaz intu the midl ov a paragraf, then thu recipeeent kan hav thu kompliment without obligashun. Heer’z an eksampl:
“Jon, Salee’s a graat kuk, luk wut shee did with this pootaatoo salad! Salee, iz thaar anee moor in thu kitchen?”
Reelaaed praaz i thu best ov al, worth ten tiimz az much az direct praaz. For instans, if u root a song that I liikd, but Fred toold u that he enjooeed it wen I plaad it for him, u’d bee moor pleezd than if I simplee told u I liikd thu song, riit?
Reelaad praaz kan bee amplifiid evn furthr, if it koms from sumwun notd in thu feeld. If I shoowd yur song to a faamus songriitr, who then told u it wus reelee ekselent, that wud bee eevn betr than if plaan old Fred sed soo.
Asking sumewun for thaar opinion or ekspeereencz iz alwaayz a graat waa to let them noo u reespect thar thouts. And agen, if dun in thu prezens of othrz, thu eefekt iz magnifiid.
Bee on thu lukout for bakhanded kompliments. Thaar iz a strong temptashun to saa sumthing liik, ”I reelee admiir yur intelijens. That’s wii it surpriizes me that u hav so litl undrstanding ov our budjet.” This iz not a kompliment. Wee noo that but wee r soo uusd tu korekting, ofring kriteek, that if wee don’t paa atenshunn, thees things slip out.
A gud test iz tu see if u plan tu gaan aneething wen u praaz sumwun. If u deesiid that u hav nothing tu gaan, u arn’t triiing tu get sumwun tu fiks yur flat tiir, tu chaanj intu a betr luking outfit or tu cleon up thaar room, then yur kompliment iz probablee a gud wun.
Gosip kurentlee followz thu saam thirtee-tu-tu-wun raasheeoo. Gosip hurts thu peepl whu du it, almost moor than thu peepl about whom thaa tak. Thu reezun iz that sumwun whoo gosips kan’t bee trustd. Thaarfor, az thaar repuutaashunn bildz, thaa r trustd with les and les infoormaashun. Reelee seveer gosips hav feew kwalitee frendz, beecuz tha hav a hard tiim fiinding peepl desperat enuf tu risk spending tiim with them.
My rekomendaashun with gosip, then, iz tu reevers its raasheeoo also. Thirtee-tu tiimz moor ofn than u negativlee gosip, luk for gud thingz u kan tel otherz about yor frendz, familee and asosiats.
“I wil speek il ov no man, and speek al thu gud I noo ov evreebudee.” – Benjamin Franklin. If it wurkd for him, it oot tu wurk for us.
“I hav eeet tu fiind thu man, howevr eksalted his stashun, whoo did not du betr wurk and put forth thu greatr efoort undr a spirit on aprovl than undr a spirit ov kritisism.” – Charls Schwab, whu wus paia a mileeon dolars per yeer for his manajment skils.
30 Business Maxims
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Neighborhood Tool Library
Borrow, Don’t Buy: The Rise of Neighborhood Tool Libraries
In an age of skyrocketing costs, shrinking storage spaces, and growing environmental awareness, a quiet revolution is taking root in communities across the globe: the neighborhood tool library.
Much like a traditional library, a tool library lends out equipment instead of books. From power drills and ladders to sewing machines and gardening gear, these libraries offer tools that people might only need once or twice a year, without the cost or hassle of ownership.
What Is a Tool Library?
A neighborhood tool library is a community-run organization where members can borrow tools for home improvement, gardening, automotive repairs, or even hobby projects. These libraries can be housed in public buildings, garages, community centers, or converted shipping containers.
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Many tool libraries run on a low-cost membership or sliding-scale donation model, with some operating completely free of charge. They are typically staffed by a mix of volunteers and part-time coordinators.
You may be excited by the potential of starting your own neighborhood tool library but may not be in a financial position to volunteer your time. Good news, there are ways to earn money by running a library yet providing a greatly beneficial service.
For instance, you could charge a small membership fee. Perhaps better yet, you’ll probably find that donations can exceed storage and usage by a large amount. I found that out when I ran media exchanges in Ashland, Oregon and San Rafael, California. Way more books, CDs and DVDs came in than went out. Many were quite valuable. So, I found the obscure ones that no local person would likely want, but which would have value online and sold those on Amazon, Ebay and other online venues. For instance, a book on underwater welding would gather dust on the shelves for years, but online it was worth a couple hundred dollars.
The same would go for tools. You probably don’t need 7 Dremel tools or a post-hole diggers. You could sell three or four of them to support the library and yourself.
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Why They Matter
1. Affordability
Buying tools can be expensive, especially for one-time projects. A post-hole digger or tile saw might cost hundreds of dollars and then sit idle for years. Tool libraries allow residents to access such equipment without a financial burden. This would be especially true for expensive or large tools such as metal lathes and welding equipment.
A library could go farther than most by offering in-house facilities. These could be anything from car lifts to vertical mills. However, you’d need to do a lot to provide safety and insurance.
2. Equity and Access
Tool libraries bridge the gap between those who have tools and those who don’t. Renters, seniors, students, and low-income households benefit from equal access to resources they might not otherwise afford.
3. Sustainability
Every shared tool is one less item that needs to be manufactured, packaged, and eventually discarded. Tool libraries reduce waste, cut down on duplicate consumption, and encourage a culture of sharing over owning.
4. Community Building
These libraries are more than just resource centers—they are hubs of connection. Tool libraries often host DIY classes, repair cafes, and collaborative workdays. Borrowing a tool becomes a gateway to learning, mentoring, and neighborhood camaraderie.
5. Skill Sharing
Many tool libraries double as learning centers. Want to rewire a lamp or build a chicken coop? Volunteers and workshops can guide you. This informal education cultivates confidence and self-reliance.
Your library could become a social center, giving elders an opportunity to share what they’ve learned and find a meaningful position in the community. Youngsters could learn hands-on skills when the average child these days has had no experience with anything other than tapping on a smartphone or clicking a mouse.
Real-World Examples
Berkeley Tool Library (California) has been lending tools since 1979. It’s one of the oldest in the U.S.
Toronto Tool Library (Canada) operates multiple locations and even offers 3D printers and kitchen tools.
North Portland Tool Library (Oregon) serves over 10,000 members with more than 3,000 tools.
These organizations have proven that the model is both sustainable and scalable, adapting to urban and rural environments alike.
How to Start One
If your community doesn’t have a tool library yet, starting one may be easier than you think:
Gauge interest: Conduct a survey or host a meeting.
Gather tools: Solicit donations from neighbors, businesses, and garage sales.
Find space: Libraries, churches, or empty sheds can work.
Create a lending system: Use spreadsheets or specialized software like Tool Librarian or myTurn.
Promote it: Use social media, flyers, and word-of-mouth to spread the word.
Grants, local nonprofits, or crowdfunding campaigns can help launch the effort.
Challenges
The Downside
Of course, tool libraries come with challenges: maintaining tools, tracking inventory, training users, and securing insurance. But with community support and clear policies, most of these hurdles can be overcome.
There will be some issues that need to be considered. For instance, gasoline-powered lawn care equipment is popular and important, but also dangerous to store.
People will bend the rules so often it would be amusing if not tragic. They’ll work under a car supported only with a bumper jack. They’ll refuse to wear goggles when working an angle grinder. They’ll remove guards from saws. They’ll run a welder in a dusty woodshop. It’s an unfortunate fact of human nature. You’ll want to have all sorts of rules, regulations and guardrails in place.
The Bigger Picture
Neighborhood tool libraries represent a shift in how we think about ownership, community, and sustainability. They are part of the “sharing economy,” but unlike corporate models (like ride-sharing apps), they’re rooted in local values and cooperation rather than profit.
In a society often driven by consumerism and individualism, tool libraries remind us that sometimes the most powerful tool of all is shared trust.
Knee
🦵 Anatomy & Function
The knee is the largest joint in the human body, acting like a hinge and a pivot at the same time.
The patella (kneecap) is a sesamoid bone—a bone embedded within a tendon, which is quite rare.
Your knee joint contains synovial fluid, which has a similar viscosity to egg whites and reduces friction between the bones.
Three bones meet at the knee: the femur (thigh), tibia (shin), and patella (kneecap)—but they don’t all touch each other directly.
The menisci (two C-shaped cartilage pads) act like shock absorbers, helping your knee withstand about 3-6 times your body weight during activities like climbing stairs.
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🦴 Biomechanics
Knees are not symmetrical—the alignment and shape vary from left to right and person to person.
While they mostly act as hinges, knees actually have a slight rotational capability, especially when flexed.
During walking, each knee bends and straightens about 1,500 times per mile.
Knees absorb more stress than your hips when you run, especially downhill.
The posterior cruciate ligament (PCL) is so strong it’s often injured only in car crashes or serious falls.
🧬 Evolutionary/Ethnographic Facts
Human knees evolved from the knees of four-legged animals, which is why they’re structurally complex and sometimes prone to failure.
In some populations (like the Bajau people, who free-dive), knee joint flexibility is enhanced from constant squatting and treading water.
Babies are born with no hard kneecaps—just cartilage that ossifies (turns to bone) over the first few years.
Some ancient humans, such as Neanderthals, had knees that bent slightly differently, possibly to support heavier bodies.
Knees are part of what makes human bipedalism efficient—chimpanzees have straighter hips and bent knees, making their walking awkward and energy-inefficient.
🏥 Injuries & Disorders
The ACL (anterior cruciate ligament) is one of the most commonly torn ligaments in sports.
Women are 2 to 8 times more likely to tear an ACL than men—due to biomechanics and hormonal differences.
“Runner’s knee” is a vague but common term—often used to describe pain from patellofemoral syndrome.
Some people are born with double-jointed knees, making them hyperextend in strange directions.
Osgood-Schlatter disease, a common adolescent condition, causes swelling just below the kneecap from overuse during growth spurts.
😲 Weird & Curious
Knee popping or cracking sounds (called “crepitus”) are usually harmless, though they can sound intense.
The term “knee-jerk reaction” comes from a real neurological test—when a doctor taps your patellar tendon, your leg reflexively kicks.
In medieval duels, knights often aimed below the belt to strike weak points like the knee.
Some Buddhist monks stand or kneel for hours daily, and have developed thickened knee skin and joint adaptations.
There’s a rare condition called patella alta, where the kneecap rides unusually high on the femur.
🧠 Cultural, Linguistic & Symbolic
Kneeling is a universal symbol of submission or respect—from marriage proposals to religious rituals.
The knee was once considered erotic—Victorian women covered theirs at all times, even when bathing.
The phrase “on bended knee” first appeared in 15th-century English literature, long before Boyz II Men sang about it.
Some martial arts train fighters to deliver devastating knee strikes, which can produce more force than punches.
In yoga and meditation traditions, knee pain is common in seated poses, but ancient texts rarely mention it—possibly due to lifestyle differences and more flexible knees back then.
Chimpanzees
Surprising Facts About Chimpanzees
They use tools – Chimpanzees make and use tools like sticks to fish termites, rocks to crack nuts, and leaves as sponges.
They plan ahead – Chimps have been observed saving tools for future use, indicating forethought.
They learn sign language – Some have been taught over 200 signs in American Sign Language.
They understand fairness – Chimps can become upset if they feel another chimp gets a better reward for the same task.
They self-medicate – Chimps eat specific bitter plants to treat parasitic infections.
They mourn the dead – Groups will gather silently around a deceased chimp and even stroke or groom the body.
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They recognize themselves in mirrors – This shows self-awareness, a rare trait among animals.
They can deceive – Chimps sometimes hide food or pretend not to know something to manipulate others.
They share 98.8% of human DNA. We are closer to chimps than rats are to mice.
They can catch human diseases including colds, flu, and even Ebola.
They have better short-term memory than humans – In memory tests, some young chimps outperform adult humans.
They can go bald. Like humans, some chimps experience hair loss with age.
They have individual fingerprints. Just like humans, every chimp has unique finger and toe prints.
They walk on knuckles – But can also walk upright for short distances.
They form lifelong friendships. Especially males, who build strong social bonds.
They go to war. Troops of chimps have been seen planning and executing raids on rival groups.
They patrol borders. Male chimps guard territory and will attack outsiders.
They have power struggles. Alpha males are challenged and overthrown, often through coalitions.
Females use politics too. Female chimps sometimes form alliances to resist domineering males.
They hunt and eat meat – Chimps have been seen hunting monkeys and sharing the meat.
They pass down traditions. Tool use, foraging styles, and gestures vary by group, much like human cultures.
They love ripe fruit. Bananas, figs, and mangoes are favorites, but they’ll also eat insects and eggs.
They chew leaves to make “green tea” for digestion or detoxification.
They have long childhoods. Young chimps stay with their mothers up to 7 years.
They play with dolls. Young females sometimes carry sticks or logs as if they were infants.
They share food with infants. Often gently and deliberately.
They’re endangered, mostly due to habitat loss and poaching for bushmeat.
“Ham” the chimp flew into space on a Mercury mission in 1961.
They’ve worn fashion. Some wild chimps have been spotted wearing grass “accessories” for no practical reason, possibly as fashion or display!
They can learn from watching TV. Chimps have been known to imitate actions they see on screen.
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Talking Squirrel
AI-Generated Funny Story
One sunny afternoon in the park, a squirrel named Bernie—who had a long rap sheet with local picnickers for crimes involving crackers, cookies, and one regrettable incident with a wheel of brie, decided today was the day he’d go public.
As a couple spread out their picnic blanket and opened their basket, Bernie peeked out from behind a tree, adjusted his imaginary glasses, and cleared his throat like a tiny woodland professor.
“Excuse me,” he said in perfect English, “but are those organic almonds? My doctor says I should avoid GMOs – I’m trying to stay heart-healthy for hibernation season.”
The couple froze. The woman dropped her kombucha. The man’s sandwich hovered mid-air as he blinked in disbelief. “Did… did that squirrel just talk?” he whispered.
Bernie, unfazed, casually strutted up, snatched the sandwich from the man’s hand, and added, “Thanks for understanding. Also, gluten is a scam. Stay woke.” Then, with the finesse of a furry ninja, he leapt onto a tree trunk and zipped upward, leaving a trail of lettuce and mystery.
The husband stared at the sky like it had personally betrayed him. “I feel like I just got schooled by a squirrel.”
His wife nodded solemnly. “He had good posture. You can’t fake that.”
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Meanwhile, high in the branches, Bernie opened his tiny laptop (reclaimed from a drone crash), typed the final slide for his upcoming TED Talk—“Nutritious Eating for Rodents and Humans: Why You Shouldn’t Trust Salad Bars”—and cracked open a cold LaCroix (also stolen).
Aviation
Historical Aviation Facts
The first powered flight on December 17, 1903, lasted just 12 seconds and covered 120 feet (36 meters). The brothers flew three times that day. The third and longest flight lasted 15 seconds and covered 200 feet (61 meters). Their engine had no cooling system because it was not expected to run long enough to overheat.
The First In-Flight Meal Was Served in 1919 – Passengers on a Handley-Page flight from London to Paris were given a cold lunch for 3 shillings.
Commercial Airlines Once Had Sky Lounges – The Boeing 377 Stratocruiser in the 1950s had a downstairs lounge with a bar.
Boing 377 Stratocruiser
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The First Female Airline Pilot Flew in 1934 – Helen Richey became the first female commercial airline pilot, but gender biases limited her career.
The Hindenburg Had a Smoking Lounge – Despite being filled with highly flammable hydrogen, the Hindenburg Zeppelin had a designated smoking area.
This photo, taken during the initial explosion of the Hindenburg, shows the 804-foot (245-meter) German zeppelin just before subsequent explosions sent the ship crashing to the ground at Lakehurst Naval Air Station in Lakehurst, N.J., May 6, 1937. The roaring flames silhouette two men, at right atop the mooring mast, dangerously close to the blasts. The scene stimulated NBC radio broadcaster Herbert Morrison to give a memorable and highly emotion account of the disaster.
WWII Pilots Used to Pee into Tubes – Many aircraft in WWII had pee tubes for long flights since there were no restrooms. Certain anatomical restrictions having to do with the use of these tubes may be one reason that women were not often involved in long-range aviation in the early years.
The “Black Box” Isn’t Black – Flight data recorders are actually bright orange to make them easier to find after crashes.
The Fastest Manned Aircraft Was the SR-71 Blackbird – It reached 2,193 mph (Mach 3.3), faster than a rifle bullet.
A Pilot Once Ejected Without a Parachute and Survived – Alan Magee fell 22,000 feet from a WWII bomber and survived by crashing through a glass roof.
The Longest Flight Without Refueling Lasted 64 Days – In 1958, two pilots refueled mid-air and stayed in flight for 64 days, 22 hours.
Smoking was banned on U.S. domestic flights in 1990 but not international flights until 2000.
Modern Aviation Facts
In an all-economy configuration, the Airbus A380 has a max capacity of 868 people.
Some modern aircraft are testing a special surface that mimics sharkskin, reducing fuel consumption.
Most of a commercial flight is controlled by autopilot, with pilots handling only takeoff and landing. Planes are usually guided into a landing with electronics, and have a feature called autoland which takes much of the workload off pilots.
Airplane tires are built to withstand 500 psi (35 bar) and can touch down at 170 mph (270 kph) without bursting.
Some aircraft can glide for over 100 miles (160 kilometers) if their engines fail.
Flight Paths Are Not Straight – Due to winds, weather, and air traffic, commercial flights often follow a curved path.
The odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 11 million, compared to 1 in 5,000 in a car.
Long-haul planes have secret beds for pilots and flight attendants.
A commercial plane is hit by lightning on average at least once a year but is built to endure it safely.
The Concorde flew at 60,000 feet (11 miles or 18 kilometers), almost twice the altitude of modern airliners.
Airplane Oxygen Masks Last Only About 12-15 Minutes – But that’s long enough for pilots to bring the plane to a breathable altitude around 10,000 feet (approximately 3 kilometers).
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, handles over 100 million passengers a year.
Modern Jets Are More Fuel-Efficient Than Cars – A Boeing 787 burns about 0.02 gallons per passenger per mile, making it more efficient than a car with one passenger which ranges from from about 0.058 per mile for a typical pickup truck down to 0.022 per mile for a hybrid car.
Airplane Water Tanks Are Not Clean – Studies have found that airplane water tanks can have bacteria, which is why coffee and tea might taste bad.
Aviation Contributes About 2-3% of Global CO2 Emissions – While significant, it’s much less than the transportation sector overall.
Electric and Hydrogen-Powered Aircraft Are in Development – Several companies are testing electric and hydrogen-powered aircraft to reduce emissions.
Octopus, Cat of the Sea?
Perhaps the closest equivalent to a cat in the ocean is an octopus. They average around the same size as cats, they are known to be playful, they are carnivorous, and they are surprisingly intelligent.
Scientists have trained octopi to perform simple tasks. They have been observed pulling the stoppers out of bottles to get at the stuff inside, and even unscrewing jar lids.
Compared to a cat, the octopus is a weird animal. They have three hearts, all beating in their own rhythm, their blood is blue and they have little concern about losing arms, because they can just grow new ones. Their mental capacity, like cats, is centered in their brains, but each leg also has its own independent brain.
Some of the largest octopi live not in some remote deep part on the Indian Ocean, but in Puget Sound in the State of Washington, USA, where they have been found with armspans up to 30 feet (9.1 meters) long.
On some distant planet with large oceans, octopi may have evolved into the dominant species, in terms of intelligence. Could beings exist somewhere that are better able to communicate, more compassionate, and more successful than humans, that have eight flexible arms and live underwater?
Or, perhaps on some waterworld, their equivalent of octopi would be the pets of that’s world equivalent of humans.
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This is a remarkably endearing and educational video. Mark Rober taught us many interesting facts about octopi. The plural can also also be octopuses. He did point out that their blue blood is copper-based, and that they have three hearts. What he didn’t mention is that all three hearts beat with independent rhythms. Among their many defenses, such as camouflage and squirting water out of their jet to swim away very quickly, is the ability to squirt a cloud of ink, thereby obscuring their view from enemies. The largest octopi, living off the coast of Washington State on the west coast of the United States, have been known to grow to beyond 30 feet across (9.1 meters) and weigh as much as 600 pounds (272 kg) Their eyes can be as big as 15 inches (38cm) in diameter.
Similarities:
Eyesight: Both have excellent vision adapted to their environments (cats for hunting, octopuses for detecting movement).
Flexible Bodies: Both can are highly flexible. Cats can twist and contort, while octopuses can squeeze through tiny spaces.
Whisker-Like Sensory Structures: Cats have whiskers, and octopuses have sensitive suckers that detect touch and texture.
Sharp Hunting Tools: Cats have claws, while octopuses have a sharp beak for catching prey.
Sensitive Skin: Both have highly sensitive skin that detects vibrations and temperature changes.
Fast Reflexes: Both react incredibly quickly to threats or prey.
Non-Verbal Communication: Both rely heavily on body language to communicate.
Behavioral & Psychological Similarities:
Intelligence: Both are highly intelligent and capable of problem-solving.
Curiosity: They explore and investigate new objects and environments.
Playfulness: Both enjoy playing, whether it’s with a toy or an object they find interesting.
Solitary Nature: While cats can be social, they often prefer alone time—similar to the mostly solitary octopus.
Ambush Predators: Both prefer sneaky, strategic hunting rather than chasing prey over long distances.
Love of Hiding Spots: Cats love small, enclosed spaces, and octopuses hide in dens.
Night Activity: Many cats are nocturnal or crepuscular, and many octopuses hunt at night.
Escape Artists: Both are notorious for escaping enclosures.
Social & Survival Similarities:
Independent Thinkers: Neither blindly follows orders; they make their own decisions.
Territorial Nature: Both are territorial and defend their space.
Stealthy Movement: They move silently when stalking prey or exploring.
Selective Eating Habits: Both can be picky about their food.
Short Lifespan (Relatively): While housecats live longer than octopuses, neither has an extremely long lifespan in the wild compared to other animals. See Lifespans for lifespans of other animals.
Masters of Observation: Both carefully watch their surroundings before making a move.
Affectionate in Unique Ways: Cats may rub against humans or knead, while octopuses sometimes reach out with their tentacles in a seemingly curious or affectionate manner.
Something Amazing You Can Do For Lonely People
If you find a way to let people know you’re thinking of them, it can make a world of difference. It might even prevent suicides, either directly, or sad people killing themselves through overeating, drug use or alcoholism. At minimum, it will brighten their day. It might make them one notch prouder of themselves, more positive, energetic, and more likely to participate in meaningful projects.
What you can do: Look in social media for little memes or fun videos and just email them to some people that you barely know. You can add a little personal note, such as “I thought you’d get a kick out of these silly cats.”
Do it every few days or perhaps weekly, but do it randomly. You don’t want to leave the impression that you’re doing it out of obligation to a routine.
If you’re doing this with more than one person, email them individually, otherwise it won’t seem like personal attention at all.
An ongoing correspondence might start from this, and you may be surprised just how interesting some of these shy or lonely people are.
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If you’d like to send a YouTube video, you can click the share button beneath the video, then click Share then Embed to copy a link that you can then post into an email. Or, you can just copy the link at the top of your browser window directly when you’re watching a video.
If you’re copying a still image from just about anywhere, you can right click, or on a Mac, [Command] + click, then select something like ‘Save Image’ depending on your browser.
Here are some examples of things you can send:
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Scottish Fold
See also: Catversity, the free online cat university and entertainment sub-site.
Here are some fascinating facts about Scottish Fold cats:
Unique Ears: Their distinctive folded ears are caused by a genetic mutation affecting cartilage, giving them their signature look.
Origin: The breed originated in Scotland in 1961, when a shepherd named William Ross discovered a cat named Susie with folded ears.
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Double or Triple Folds: Some Scottish Folds have ears with a single fold, while others have double or triple folds, making their ears lie flatter against the head.
Round Appearance: They have a rounded head, round eyes, and a compact body, contributing to their adorable “owl-like” appearance.
Variety of Colors: Scottish Folds come in a wide range of colors and patterns, including solid, tabby, and bicolor.
Straight-Eared Folds: Not all kittens from this breed develop folded ears. Some have straight ears and are often referred to as “Scottish Straights.”
Gentle Temperament: They are known for being calm, affectionate, and good-natured, making them great companions.
Voice: Scottish Folds have a soft and sweet voice and are not overly vocal.
Bonding: They form strong bonds with their families and enjoy being around people.
Not Lap Cats: Despite their affectionate nature, they may not always enjoy sitting on laps but prefer being close to their humans.
Playful: They are playful and curious, often enjoying interactive toys and games.
“Buddha Pose”: Scottish Folds are known for sitting on their hind legs with their front paws on their belly, resembling a seated Buddha.
Health Concerns: The gene responsible for folded ears can also lead to cartilage and bone issues, such as osteochondrodysplasia.
Short and Long Hair: They come in two coat types: short-haired and long-haired, the latter often referred to as Highland Folds.
Social Cats: They usually get along well with children, other cats, and even dogs.
Intelligent: Scottish Folds are smart and can learn tricks, such as fetching or opening doors.
Low Maintenance: Short-haired Folds require minimal grooming, but long-haired ones need regular brushing.
Eye Color: Their eye color often complements their coat, with shades ranging from copper to blue or green.
Moderate Energy: They have moderate energy levels, balancing playful spurts with lounging time.
Popular Breed: Scottish Folds are a favorite among cat lovers and celebrities, including Taylor Swift, who owns two.
Adaptable: They adapt well to various living situations, from apartments to larger homes.
Not Hypoallergenic: Like most cats, they produce allergens and are not suitable for allergy sufferers.
Selective Breeding: To prevent genetic issues, they are often bred with straight-eared cats.
Expressive Eyes: Their large, round eyes give them a perpetually curious and endearing expression.
Tolerant of Change: They are generally tolerant of new environments and changes in routine.
Love of Food: Scottish Folds enjoy food and may need portion control to prevent overeating.
Short Lifespan: They typically live 12-15 years with proper care, though health issues can impact their lifespan.
Cold Tolerance: Their plush coats provide some resistance to cold weather, though they still prefer cozy environments.
Rare Genetics: The fold gene is autosomal dominant, making Scottish Folds relatively rare and sought after.
Companionable Nature: Their mellow and affectionate nature makes them ideal for families and individuals alike.
Scottish folds tend to stand or recline upright which is not common with most other cats.
