Enjoy these light-hearted, respectful jokes about Miley Cyrus.

Miley’s life is proof that teenage rebellion can eventually win you a Grammy.

She has the energy of someone who would elope with herself just to make a point.

She could sing the phone book and somehow make it sound like emotional closure and a barn fire.

Miley doesn’t break rules. She invites them over, interviews them on live TV, and then sets them on fire.

She once twerked so hard Siri asked if she needed medical assistance.

She could show up in a potato sack and make it look like couture. She probably already has.

Miley doesn’t follow trends—she shows up, destroys them, and builds something weird and better.

If she ran for president, her campaign slogan would just be “Y’all Ain’t Ready.”

Miley Cyrus walked into a recording studio and said, “I’m ready to rock!” The sound engineer replied, “Great, just don’t break anything this time.”

You know you’ve had a long week when you feel like you’ve been on a “Wrecking Ball” all day.

What’s the difference between Miley Cyrus and a chameleon? One changes her image frequently, the other just changes color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, where Miley Cyrus wasn’t performing.

I tried to sing like Miley Cyrus, but my dog just looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

What do you call Miley Cyrus’s autobiography? “From Montana to Mayhem.”

My cat started singing, and I swear it sounded like a tiny, furry Miley Cyrus.

What’s Miley Cyrus’s favorite bedtime story? “The Little Engine That Could… Twerk.”

I tried to explain Miley Cyrus’s career to my grandmother. She just nodded and said, “Bless her heart, she’s certainly unique.”

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