According to the “Guiness Book of World Records,” there are as many as 2,241 synonyms for the state of being “drunk.” How many can you list? Seriously, how many can you list? Go ahead and leave your synonyms for ‘drunk’ in the comment area below. When we have enough of them, I’ll publish the list.

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Schnokered
In his cups
Two sails to the wind
Inebriated
Pissed, knackered, loaded, crocked
That’s “Two sheets to the wind.”