Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What did one magnet say to the other magnet? I find you very attractive!
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They’re cheaper than day rates!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
What’s the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? He named them Gene and Jean!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why did the bacteria join the gym? They wanted to get a little culture!
What’s a scientist’s favorite type of dog? A lab!
What’s the difference between a chemist and a plumber? A chemist washes their hands before they go to the bathroom, while a plumber washes their hands afterward.
Did you hear about the chemist who lost an electron? He’s positive he’ll never find it.
Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem? He worked it out with a pencil!
What did one DNA strand say to the other? “Do these genes make me look fat?”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
