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Things King Charles Never Said

“I’m thinking of changing my name to King Chuck.”
“Let them eat cake!”
“I prefer coffee over tea.”
“I’m really into hip hop music.”
“I have a tattoo of a unicorn on my back.”
“I’m planning to start my own line of perfumes.”
“I’m thinking of getting a nose job.”
“I think I would make a great astronaut.”
“I love binge-watching Netflix shows.”
“I have a secret talent for juggling.”
“I’m a big fan of heavy metal music.”
“I’m thinking of getting a pet snake.”
“I have a secret obsession with knitting.”
“I’m considering taking up skydiving.”
“I’m planning to retire to a farm in the countryside.”
“I’m considering getting a facelift.”
“I have a secret crush on a Miley Cyrus.”

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